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Achieve Demotivational Poster


VICTORY -


TAGS: victory baby push achieve goal
Rating: 4.77/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 5:36 pm
LOL!!!! Of course!!! now I see haha, if it was his parents will have a hard task ahead of them.
spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:27 pm
5olid!
gas - August 8, 2011, 5:49 pm
thanks!
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:46 pm
Good 5tuff Gas, keep 'em coming.
gas - August 8, 2011, 5:43 pm
but it's still the smell of victory! it seems to have been really hard for this baby to... achieve xD. thx!
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:36 pm
Victory might smell sweet, but the reason he looks like that probably doesn't... 5 1st places for you


ABE LINCOLN -


TAGS: poverty abe lincoln self motivating achievers
Rating: 4.92/5

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Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:41 pm

...and regardless of who made the statement the image ties into the quote rather well i think. cheers
Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:40 pm

i found one link that credits the good rev and a multitude that credit mr lincoln for this quote. as thomas jefferson said "you just can't trust the interwebs these days."
Buzzramjet - April 2, 2013, 9:36 am
Too bad Lincoln never said that. It was written by a pro employer Rev named William Boetcker in 1916.
Reality Lord - August 25, 2010, 12:46 am

ty dude...ooops...another one dv'd.
MisterJJ - August 23, 2010, 2:40 pm
And the 5 poodles sang "Amen brother, Amen".


MEN -


TAGS: history men achievement sexism hammy
Rating: 4.57/5

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Hawamleh - April 22, 2012, 2:46 pm
haha :D
spypengen - April 21, 2012, 10:30 pm
your a women studies major. you mus make great sandwiches 5L


ACHIEVEMENT - You, and 2 million other people. This year.




POTENTIAL -


TAGS: life fate ability success achievement
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - November 30, 2010, 7:24 pm
Like you read about.
Sean - November 30, 2010, 5:03 pm
This is cool. Love it. And thanks for not being more specific about the kilt-caught-on-the-fence/mooning-the-entire-Scottish-wedding-party incident I told you about.


DREAM - Some dream... Others do!


TAGS: achieve accomplish will fortitude triumph
Rating: 3.92/5

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RonE - May 1, 2011, 6:57 am
it happens : ) learning curve n' all.
Feasibly - April 30, 2011, 2:15 pm
You're coming out of the starting blocks pretty well, RonE...but don't be afraid to stumble a bit. 4L


ACHIEVEMENT - Don't ever stop at the highest mountain.




ACHIEVEMENT -


TAGS: achievement positive motivational
Rating: 3.25/5

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Mark - March 13, 2009, 11:08 pm
Ron - You've violated Dr. Dumbo's three line rule again. How can you possibly put up with the ridicule?


ACHIEVEMENT - It's all downhill from here.


TAGS: achievement mountaintop mountain goal downhill
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2013, 12:04 pm
Personally, that's why I've always felt that after the president finishes his two terms, instead of continuously being protected, leave he and his family into the general populace. You've made it to the top... now where? Bwahahaha!
Derek - February 26, 2011, 3:03 am
A classic if ever there was one.


CAMPBELL'S PORK & BEANS - They're Out Of This World




DREAMS - Give up now. With this economy you will never achieve them.


TAGS: dreams quitting economy achievement
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 3:48 pm
Saves on a lot of disappointment doesn't did.
Kyronic - May 12, 2012, 5:41 am
I don't have to give up. I never started.


Mankind's Greatest Achievement -


TAGS: our greatest achievement of the 21st century is the fact that we exist at all
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 3:44 pm
Precisely! (A more evilish grin with a hint of gettin' lucky look in the eyes)
lgvernon - September 13, 2013, 2:47 pm

Yeah--but everybody knows they can:t fight. (Evil grin)
MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:12 pm
You certainly are awful...you forgot the 2 boy toys that I have on studded collars and leashes...geez lg's get with the program girl...hehe!
MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:11 pm
Thank you Ugs!
lgvernon - September 13, 2013, 12:59 pm

The Manitoban Marvel sounds like a professional wrestler. I can see it now: Rinestone wristlets, matching mask. Satin unitard~~all pink with black lettering~~in script. Course that ahrdly matters. Pro wrestling fans don't read, do they...I'm awful!~
ughomer - September 13, 2013, 7:44 am
Yet another Manitoban Marvel, Pwissy. 5L for this!
MissPriss - September 12, 2013, 11:18 pm
How true...wonder which achievement will finally be our last. Thanks for the 5L vulture.
vulture - September 12, 2013, 4:52 pm
I'd agree with that. I was (pleasantly) surprised when we got through the cold war, Cuban missile crisis, pollution.... 5L


ACHIEVEMENT - It's not how you reach your goal, it's how you get out of it without getting tangled with the other idiots




I HAVE A DREAM - To turn ground squirrels into flying squirrels.


TAGS: why won t anyone help me achieve my dream
Rating: 2.7/5

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RuckHumpinGrunt - December 14, 2010, 11:29 am
its a ferret, get your xkcd right!


PREVENTATIVE MEASURES - This might not have happened if you cooked or cleaned or, occasionally, put the seat down for yourself. God, no wonder none of your relationships worked out. You're seriously unlovable.


TAGS: demotivation achieved break up day you knew what this was jk
Rating: 4.5/5

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Fatt Matt - April 12, 2010, 5:32 pm
HAHAHAHA! +5
rerun - April 10, 2010, 4:14 pm

Celine
pieman - April 10, 2010, 3:50 am
Seriously. Is there a name for a female Timmy? 5L


FOREPLAY - THE SOONER YOU START, THE FASTER YOU WILL ACHIEVE YOUR GOALS.




Beautiful Inspiration -


TAGS: for the guys women achieve prevent men inspire
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 20, 2014, 10:25 pm
oh-h-h-h-h, I don’t know-w-w-w
rerun - January 20, 2014, 7:30 pm

This is so true.


The Coriolis Effect -


TAGS: perfection achievement fear horror death
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - May 22, 2014, 2:10 am
Thank you. I could never measure up to Sho but his awesome poster's certainly have inspired me. :)
MissPriss - May 22, 2014, 1:43 am
Starting to think that Sho has been tutoring Grey...great poster Grey.


KEEP IT IN THE SHADOWS - because overachievers don't get invited to next year's sleepover




TOMORROW -




ACHIEVEMENTS - Results can be disappointing, but for now, could you please help me down?




GOOGLE GLASS - One day...


TAGS: google achievement left house zoomer
Rating: 4.64/5

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ughomer - March 19, 2013, 8:45 am
By all means, Zoom. Have at it!!
zoomer296 - March 17, 2013, 10:34 pm
Do you think I should make more posters like this?
spacedog - March 17, 2013, 12:26 pm
Nice. I can't help but think the basement dwellers will never unlock that achievement. 5L
CloudchaserS - March 17, 2013, 12:06 am
More and more every day, we are becoming the Borg. It's high time we rebel against the dragon.


Dad's simple utopia -




ACHIEVEMENTS - Easy to accumulate when you are real good at what you do.... Easier when everybody else around you are real bad....


TAGS: bad colleagues help you achieve
Rating: 3.69/5

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Bluedog1375 - March 14, 2012, 12:37 am
This is totallyth oposite my friend who is a life scout and is just really horrible at everything else but BSA.
motifayk - November 17, 2011, 10:23 am
oh typo... :P
motifayk - November 17, 2011, 10:22 am
Sorry? I couldn't understand that. Are you saying that I should have usen an "is" somewhere. I can't figure out where? Or are you saying something else?...
MPsniper - November 17, 2011, 5:26 am
" is "


ACHIEVEMENT -




LEGLESS -


TAGS: overachiever
Rating: 3.06/5

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agdaniele - November 24, 2009, 10:32 pm
Hell, artistically, that's 55% of the new motifakers here.
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 10:31 pm
Possibly some guy in a wheelchair?
agdaniele - November 24, 2009, 10:17 pm
This is hilarious.... who the hell voted this down?


Lyrical Prose -




Strive -




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